Rafikee's long lost brother found

Rafikee, star of the blockbuster King Kong, has finally found his long lost brother of 21 years

Right: Rafikee's brother in his full, unclothed glory

Rafikee's brother, who has yet to be named, had been abandoned when he was born. This was due to a prophecy that Rafikee's parents knew about, that one of their children would be the biggest jackass that ever lived, the so called "Chosen One" . Not wanting to have the shame of raising the "Chosen One", his parents rolled dice to see which child they would give Ah Meng to raise for them. Unfortunately, Rafikee was not the one given and instead hsi visibly smarter brother was given to Ah Meng

In a slow motion, Chariots of Fire moment, Rafikee embraced his brother in the Singapore Zoological Gardens. Rafikee's brother was found to be working in the KFC there. They started grooming each other immediatley in a show of brotherly love.

Commenting on the situation at hand, Minister for Lost Siblings, Daniel Ng was quoted as saying that the situation was "unfortunate as the wrong child had been abandoned all those years ago," and that he was "happy that the parents have got their smarter child back."

A movie has been scheduled to be filmed based on the reuniting of the two brothers, the working title being "Lord of the Bananas". It chronicles the ardous non-existent journey Rafikee had to take to find his brother. The movie will be tentativley released in August 2008