My arse is red
My brain cells blue
Rafikee is dumb
and he loves you
Rafikee Tan is a famous Singaporean singer/dance/banker/whore/salesman/news anchor/dumbass. He is not only famous regionally, but rather, globally. As Chuck Norris once said, " Rafikee Tan is more of a jackass than me". Having being featured in the news several times, Rafikee is a mini celebrity in that sense. He rivals Ah Meng in certain aspects, such as being a primate and being hugely popular with other hairy monkeys. Many interesting news about him have surfaced on the internet, such as
http://www.dotale.com/cnn.php?p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&headline=Mentally+disabled+man+sues+his+own+parents+over+pocket+money&storytext=Singapore-+A+mentally+disabled+man+with+the+IQ+of+-567+has+sued+his+parents+over+the+dispute+that+he+did+not+receive+enough+pocket+money+in+secondary+school%0D%0ARafikee+Tan+%2C+21%2C+has+sued+his+parents+over+this+monetary+dispute.+He+claims+that+his+parents+only+gave+him+1+Indonesian+Rupiah+a+day+in+secondary+school.+However%2C+he+also+states+that+his+dog+is+actually+a+robot+in+disguise.+Due+to+his+handicap%2C+Lawyer+Keith+Wong+has+volunteered+to+represent+Tan+in+court.+Wong+says%2C+%5C%22Since+young+I+have+had+compassion+for+unfortunate+people%2C+Rafikee+is+just+one+of+them.%5C%22+Wong+prides+himself+as+being+Singapore%5C%27s+most+buff+lawyer.%0D%0ARafikee+Tan+has+a+history+with+the+Singapore+Police+Force+and+has+been+charged+on+multiple+accounts+of+calling+999+and+saying+%2C%5C%22I+need+a+double+cheeseburger+and+hold+the+lettuce%0D%0ADon%5C%27t+be+frontin%5C%27+son+no+seeds+on+a+bun%0D%0AWe+be+up+in+this+drive+thru%0D%0AOrder+for+two%0D%0AI+gots+a+craving+for+a+number+nine+like+my+shoe%0D%0AWe+need+some+chicken+up+in+here%0D%0AIn+this+hizzle%0D%0AFor+rizzle+my+nizzle%0D%0AExtra+salt+on+the+frizzle%0D%0ADr.+Pepper+my+brother%0D%0AAnother+for+your+mother%0D%0ADouble+double+super+size%0D%0AAnd+don%5C%27t+forget+the+fries.%5C%22+This+has+caused+considerable+chaos+in+the+Woodbridge+Police+Headquarters+as+some+police+officers+actually+went+to+help+Tan+obtain+the+said+food+items.%0D%0ATan+also+plans+on+sueing+himself+over+the+incompetence+of+his+penis+not+being+able+to+urinate+properly.%0D%0AThe+case+has+been+postponed+due+to+lack+of+a+jury+and+will+continue+on+August+9%2C+during+the+National+Day+Parade%0D%0A%0D%0AAdditional+report+by+Daniel+Ng%0D%0A&own=yes
http://rafikee.tan.dotale.com/nytimes.php?v=Rafikee+Tan&l=Singapore&g=male&p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&story=11&f=
http://rafikee.tan.dotale.com/cnn.php?l=Singapore&g=male&p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&story=07&f=
Being such a prominent member of our society, Rafikee indeed deserves to have a website dedicated to his acts of tomfoolerly and utter assholishness. Therefore, Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines as this blog has opened with enough fanfare to fuel the world fifty times over.
My brain cells blue
Rafikee is dumb
and he loves you
Rafikee Tan is a famous Singaporean singer/dance/banker/whore/salesman/news anchor/dumbass. He is not only famous regionally, but rather, globally. As Chuck Norris once said, " Rafikee Tan is more of a jackass than me". Having being featured in the news several times, Rafikee is a mini celebrity in that sense. He rivals Ah Meng in certain aspects, such as being a primate and being hugely popular with other hairy monkeys. Many interesting news about him have surfaced on the internet, such as
http://www.dotale.com/cnn.php?p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&headline=Mentally+disabled+man+sues+his+own+parents+over+pocket+money&storytext=Singapore-+A+mentally+disabled+man+with+the+IQ+of+-567+has+sued+his+parents+over+the+dispute+that+he+did+not+receive+enough+pocket+money+in+secondary+school%0D%0ARafikee+Tan+%2C+21%2C+has+sued+his+parents+over+this+monetary+dispute.+He+claims+that+his+parents+only+gave+him+1+Indonesian+Rupiah+a+day+in+secondary+school.+However%2C+he+also+states+that+his+dog+is+actually+a+robot+in+disguise.+Due+to+his+handicap%2C+Lawyer+Keith+Wong+has+volunteered+to+represent+Tan+in+court.+Wong+says%2C+%5C%22Since+young+I+have+had+compassion+for+unfortunate+people%2C+Rafikee+is+just+one+of+them.%5C%22+Wong+prides+himself+as+being+Singapore%5C%27s+most+buff+lawyer.%0D%0ARafikee+Tan+has+a+history+with+the+Singapore+Police+Force+and+has+been+charged+on+multiple+accounts+of+calling+999+and+saying+%2C%5C%22I+need+a+double+cheeseburger+and+hold+the+lettuce%0D%0ADon%5C%27t+be+frontin%5C%27+son+no+seeds+on+a+bun%0D%0AWe+be+up+in+this+drive+thru%0D%0AOrder+for+two%0D%0AI+gots+a+craving+for+a+number+nine+like+my+shoe%0D%0AWe+need+some+chicken+up+in+here%0D%0AIn+this+hizzle%0D%0AFor+rizzle+my+nizzle%0D%0AExtra+salt+on+the+frizzle%0D%0ADr.+Pepper+my+brother%0D%0AAnother+for+your+mother%0D%0ADouble+double+super+size%0D%0AAnd+don%5C%27t+forget+the+fries.%5C%22+This+has+caused+considerable+chaos+in+the+Woodbridge+Police+Headquarters+as+some+police+officers+actually+went+to+help+Tan+obtain+the+said+food+items.%0D%0ATan+also+plans+on+sueing+himself+over+the+incompetence+of+his+penis+not+being+able+to+urinate+properly.%0D%0AThe+case+has+been+postponed+due+to+lack+of+a+jury+and+will+continue+on+August+9%2C+during+the+National+Day+Parade%0D%0A%0D%0AAdditional+report+by+Daniel+Ng%0D%0A&own=yes
http://rafikee.tan.dotale.com/nytimes.php?v=Rafikee+Tan&l=Singapore&g=male&p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&story=11&f=
http://rafikee.tan.dotale.com/cnn.php?l=Singapore&g=male&p=http%3A%2F%2Fv3.imagehoster.org%2Fuploads%2F1175731423.gif&story=07&f=
Being such a prominent member of our society, Rafikee indeed deserves to have a website dedicated to his acts of tomfoolerly and utter assholishness. Therefore, Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines as this blog has opened with enough fanfare to fuel the world fifty times over.
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