Classic Rafikee Moment (IV)

Kenneth, Bingxin and Rafikee go to some random McDonalds outlet to eat.

Rafikee sees them shake a bag of shaker fries and then sets out to emulate them

Putting the seasoning in the bag first, he starts shaking. Then, he puts the fries in the bag and starts eating.

When told that he had done the shaking wrong, he commented " No difference what."

Rafikee's long lost brother found

Rafikee, star of the blockbuster King Kong, has finally found his long lost brother of 21 years

Right: Rafikee's brother in his full, unclothed glory

Rafikee's brother, who has yet to be named, had been abandoned when he was born. This was due to a prophecy that Rafikee's parents knew about, that one of their children would be the biggest jackass that ever lived, the so called "Chosen One" . Not wanting to have the shame of raising the "Chosen One", his parents rolled dice to see which child they would give Ah Meng to raise for them. Unfortunately, Rafikee was not the one given and instead hsi visibly smarter brother was given to Ah Meng

In a slow motion, Chariots of Fire moment, Rafikee embraced his brother in the Singapore Zoological Gardens. Rafikee's brother was found to be working in the KFC there. They started grooming each other immediatley in a show of brotherly love.

Commenting on the situation at hand, Minister for Lost Siblings, Daniel Ng was quoted as saying that the situation was "unfortunate as the wrong child had been abandoned all those years ago," and that he was "happy that the parents have got their smarter child back."

A movie has been scheduled to be filmed based on the reuniting of the two brothers, the working title being "Lord of the Bananas". It chronicles the ardous non-existent journey Rafikee had to take to find his brother. The movie will be tentativley released in August 2008

Classic Rafikee Moment (III)

The clique was working on a music project at the home of one of the members.

For this project, Rafikee was to be the lead singer of the group.

Midway, the guys decided to take a short break. They turned to Rafikee. "Hey, stay here and memorise the lyrics. What do you want? We'll get it for you."

Rafikee was touched by their kindness. On the verge of tears, he said "just some water will do."

The guys returned with Rafikee's drink in hand. They passed it to him. Rafikee happily gulped it down. Then, he realised that the guys were trying to hold back their laughter.

"What?" Rafikee asked, perplexed and suspicious.

"Rafikee," Keith started. "That was water from the toilet."

The following look of shock and horror on Rafikee's face was priceless.

Classic Rafikee Moment (II)

Rafikee thinks Keith is plotting something devious against him. Thus, he tries to form an alliance with Kenneth. Kenneth "agrees".

The next day, Rafikee approaches Kenneth.

"Kenneth, I thought about it the entire night. I finally know what to do", he says excitedly.

"Let's just use whatever Keith's plan is against him!"

Needless to say, Rafikee's brilliance left Kenneth speechless... for about 5 secs, after which he burst out laughing.

Classic Rafikee Moment (I)

Rafikee sitting in church. He feels cold.

Rafikee turns to Keith:

"Eh Keith, it's damn cold. Can turn down the volume?"

Rafikee To Star In New Coke Commercial

Rafikee, star of the hit animated movie, The Lion King, is set to star in a new advertisement for Coca-Cola.

The concept for the television commercial has yet to be announced by Coca-Cola, saying that they wanted to keep viewers in suspense.

Creative and media duties were handled by Freakshow Intergrated Marketing Communication. Keith Wong, Director of Strategic Planning, said that Rafikee was the best model he has ever worked with.

"Rafikee is hilarious," Wong commented between laughs. "He doesn't even have to do anything. I just look at him and I can't stop laughing - and it's not even because of the duck suit!"

The campaign is set to launch in January next year, with a whole range of marketing activities, including a one-night-only stand-up comedy performance by Rafikee himself scheduled sometime in March 2008.

Rafikee Tan Breif Biography

My arse is red
My brain cells blue
Rafikee is dumb
and he loves you



Rafikee Tan is a famous Singaporean singer/dance/banker/whore/salesman/news anchor/dumbass. He is not only famous regionally, but rather, globally. As Chuck Norris once said, " Rafikee Tan is more of a jackass than me". Having being featured in the news several times, Rafikee is a mini celebrity in that sense. He rivals Ah Meng in certain aspects, such as being a primate and being hugely popular with other hairy monkeys. Many interesting news about him have surfaced on the internet, such as

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Being such a prominent member of our society, Rafikee indeed deserves to have a website dedicated to his acts of tomfoolerly and utter assholishness. Therefore, Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines as this blog has opened with enough fanfare to fuel the world fifty times over.