Recently, there has been a lot of hype about a tree in Jurong West that bears the sembalnce of two monkeys. Many say that the monkeys are the Chinese Monkey God or the Hindu Hanuman. However, we here have the truth. The monkey is RAFIKEE.
As can be seen on the above picture, Rafikee's face if very prominent on the bark of the tree and it is a wonder why anyone could mistake his face for any other monkeys. The real story of the tree is this. After escaping from the zoo, Rafikee decided to visit Juroung West. As is normal for every creature, he had to urinate. While urinating at the tree, a car collided into him, causing his face imprint to be on the tree. Rafikee quickly escaped after the accident and no one knew that he was involved.
When asked for comment, Taxi driver , Kenneth Ho commented that the tree gave "good luck to stupid people" and that "the bananas somehow disappear everyday". The Ministry of Stupid Happenings has yet to comment on this situation.
1 comment:
this never happened! bunch of ballony bullshit..
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