Rafikee sighted!

Rafikee sighted in Mandai!

This headline is splashed all over the front cover of the gossip magazine, Broad & Ben. The chief editor of the magazine, Ben "The" Boner, has said that the article is true and had been received from one of it's correspondents. Boner, who is an intamate friend of Rafikee, has said this about the article, "Rafikee is a really close friend of mine, both of us even went to Malaysia together after he escaped from the zoo. We had a lot of fun there, and this article is like a link to the past, giving me hope in finding Rafikee." Boner has had run-ins with the authorities for his sexual alignment towards animals.

In the Singapore Zoological Gardens, things are in an uproar. All the baboons are either excited or agitated upon hearing that their most famous, or infamous, member has been sighted. Keeper of Primate Well-being, Mr. Keith Wong commented that the animals were "howling loudly, I'm not sure if it's in agony or in happiness. After all Rafikee has caused their backsides to be so sore that they have become permenantley red." The KFC in the zoo is also stocking up in chicken in anticipation of Rafikee raiding their stores.

One particular baboon has been waiting for Rafikee for 12 long years. Broadband has been patiently waiting for his life partner for all this time. Rafikee's arrival might be attributed to the mating call that Broadband gave out this year. Many are waiting for Rafikee's arrival and some fans have already started camping in the zoo's Ben & Jerry's ice-cream store.